"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
- (via bled)
(via tallmichiganman)
"Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo’s David is just a million hits with a hammer. We’re all of us a million bits put together the right way."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via wordsnquotes)
wife: Where are you?
me: I told you I'm at work.
wife: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?
*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*
female safety > male feelings
(via mourning-heart)